next please.

i shouldn't have said that.

this is crazy.

i looked up just to see two "bu nan bu nu" person (ah guas),

wearing like girls,

putting up make up, fake wigs and all,

and showing HIS boobs in front of my eyes.

i was like

*hands shivered a little*

"good afternoon welcome to gsc"

*forced a smile*

*making sure that my smile doesn't look fake*

and they was like

"hi~~~"

"i nak tengok sucker punch hehehehe~"

*one ah gua touches another ah gua's hand*

O.M.M.O.!!!

what is this?!

the left ah gua was okay,

at least he looked more like a human.

a guy inside a piece of dress and covered with make up, thats all.

BUT the right ah gua,

he was like THE MOST EWW-ISH PERSON I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE!

his boobs was like two big bowls on his chest and

i can see like 3/4 of it.

and its F.A.K.E.

FAKE!

he probably undergo some surgery or injected some female hormones to that part.

this is crazy!

and his voice sounds more eww-ish than the left ah gua!!

their appearance caused such a chaos at our counter.

all my colleagues and even my supervisor are giggling (silently of course)

i quickly asked them to choose the seats and all,

but they took like 3 or 4 freaking minutes to decide where to sit!!

i was like

"seat ini baik"

they quickly said

"tak, tak, mana exit"

"i nak duduk dekat exit"

"inilah~"

*points here points there on the screen*

*looks at another ah gua*

"okey tak?"

*looks at each other again*

*giggled weirdly*

only then they finally say "okey" together.

i printed the tickets and gave them and

they started to leave......

AND turned back and faced me in all of a sudden.

ommo!!! i was like *what do you want???????????*

they asked me if "...dalam botol" got a lot of people watch or not.

fyi,

"...dalam botol" is a story quite similar to the two ah gua's story.

its also about two guy friends then one guy fall for the other guy so he went for a switching-sex surgery and turn himself into a girl hoping to get the guy's love. but unfortunately the guy doesn't love him/ her back. so he (stupidly) turn himself back to a guy again....... something like that. you can always try google to know more.

when i showed them the seating plan,

the right ah gua shrieked with her high-pitched-eww-ish voice coz

the cinema is almost empty.

(of course, who would like to watch such a _____ movie... x.x)

at last he said "tak apa lah~~~!"

and they swooshed their fake wigs and walked away.

finally. before i announced my death.*touch wood*

i almost vomited blood.

my dear friends out there, have you ever imagine that the previous time you saw me

may be the very last time you ever saw me in your entire life?!

faster thank God for saving me.

i am so gonna erase this disgusting memory from my mind!

no nightmares tonight please....................................

imma going to sleep le.

ohdear ;/