kill me,

just kill me.

i cannot do the slope AND the side parking =(
so it ends up with
i have to take another extra lesson.
oh good.

i hate kancil.
i hate manual cars.
and i hate clutches the most, they make the car go backwards on the slope =(

and those who know me real well
should know that i am not good at directions.
i cannot differentiate left and right, same goes to zuo and you, kiri and kanan.
it takes me a minute (plus minus) to figure it out.
and today,
after i turn the whole friggin useless sterling to left (or right) fully,
the instructor told me that i'm suppose to turn it right (or left).
urgh.

and they say if you cannot do the slope,
you will fail straightaway.
i can only do the three point turn,
which is totally useless IF i cannot manage to do the slope and the parking.

console me, encourage me, give me tips, or whatsoever.

i'm depressed.

Comments

Anonymous said…
hoho! That's why im here.

Right is Right because you use your Right hand to Right. LOL

Zuo is Zuo because we use our Right hand to Right, so the Zuo hand needs some works or not will become too lazy. So the Zuo got 1 work (gong). lols.

Kanan is Kanan because I say Kanan is Kanan LOL

Well.. the Slope.. can stop on yellow line anot 1st? Can? If can, then can liao

Going up leh, u press C until all [with the toes], then masuk 1st gear.
Oh btw, A is accelerator, B is brake, C is cluth. ABC from the Right start because you use your Right leg to kick your didi haha.

Then press A until hard hard until can hear the car screaming liao. Then you slow slow let go C.

Then until you feel the car move a lil bit di, or until you hear the handbrake krrrrr krrr sound di, straight away put down handbrake and let go C abit then WHOOSHH!

Don't forget press B after the pass the slope. LOL
Christ said…
lols.. talk so many ppl understand anot wor.. haha left and right also cannot differenciate ar? hmm lol just remember the hand u take ur spoon is right lo..
swt dao.. kanan is kanan cuz u say kanan is kanan.. swt dao burst.. haha

oo yeah.. follow wat monde say.. 1stly u press the cluth full den go gear 1, then press the accelerator until the car scream for help and move a little bit.. den put down and go.. lols.. meanwhile dun let go ur cluth,.. the accelerator just maintain it or press abit more.. well practise more lo,.. den u will be better.. haha..
Anonymous said…
how u know spoon is right hand? I eat noodles time use spoon different hand ohh.. so my use spoon when eat noodles is right hand ar? lols.

That's why cannot trust vincent.

Eh, u diden let go C a lil bit, dont care how the car scream until throat burst car also wont move in front ler. confirm 100% drop back.

That's why cannot trust vincent. LOL
Christ said…
haha lols.. okay okay lo.. i mean when eating rice la. eat noodle tat time the hand that hold chopsticks is right hand lo.. or u can remember it this way.. the hand ppl use to wash their butt is right hand lo.. haha.. bomdao.. for u also la.. not everyone use right hand write de ma.. actually both of our hand function the same way.. so hard to make ppl clear..lols..

oh yahor.. haha yeah need let go abit of C lo den the A remain pressing..need balancing.. i'm just too used to it until forget..

i dun think it will drop back lo.. it just very noisy only ma,.. not mer?i go try tmr.. haha

haha okay oaky dun trust me dun trust me.. lols.. but must trust me by taking extra lesson.. haha practise make perfect
Anonymous said…
Genius loh if use left hand and right lols.

You say press A until car scream for help then put down brake and go ma.. If diden lift up C hor, dont car you press A till cannot press liao, still car will fall backwards when you put down handbrake.

So hor, your A must press hard hard (prevent mati engine), and your C lift higher. Lift too high won't mati engine as long as A press hard hard. then krrr krrr liao put down handbrake. Release C everything then kautim.

Forget about all the lame balancing. LOL I never did balancing in my test xD
Unknown said…
*laughing in front of the computer* LOLS!! xD

you know, when i was little i write on my hand to differentiate left and right xP no need to use complicated ways to remember. but if now i write on my hand people will think that im crazy, so big liao still dunno left and right.

for the slope, i always cannot stop ngam ngam hou on the yellow line, always before yellow line one. the instructor say like that very wei xian, scare cannot pass.

when going down the slope i always accidentally press C. lets say it this way, after i pressed A hard hard till the car moves/screams, i cannot put down the useless handbrake because it is too friggin stiff (or whatever word that is suitable)

so as the handbrake is on my left, i tend to lean towards left to put it down AND that is when my left leg "accidentally" pressed C, AND the whole car moves backwards =(

the instructor suggested that i should makan more to have more strength to move the handbrake, but im already so fat =(
Anonymous said…
Ohh.. well, i also owes stop before line wan. LOL.actually its better to go pass yellow line abit. because you can let go B a lil bit, then your car can drop down abit. LOL

Ohh the handbrake ahh.. Then hor, you press C, masuk gear 1, left hand hold the handbrake, don't put it down, just release the button.

then right leg press til scream and C left go abit until krrr krrr den straight away push down handbrake and let go the C and vroom!

yala so fat adi lols
Unknown said…
good idea!! i'll try it next time :)

the button i already press very hard liao but still cannot release :(

and i'm beginning to wonder how you manage to move the handbrake button. you look so skinny. LOL!
Anonymous said…
You must bring the handbrake up ABIT first only can release the button ma. I mean only can press the button. lols.

Skinny but strong. Don't play play ah. HAHAHA
Unknown said…
izit? lols. hope i can do it next time. it's possible ;)

so it makes me "fat but not strong" eh.. how can how can.. i also wanna be skinny AND strong!!
Anonymous said…
see u so determine to slim down oh rice also no wan eat lols
Unknown said…
haha.. so in no time i will turn as skinny as you!! lols

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